Poll: Most feel health care workers, hospitals get 'too much attention'
by Robert Doyle
A new study revealed yesterday that most Americans are 'extremely upset' at the amount of attention and money that hospitals and health care professionals receive.
In fact, 87% of people surveyed thought that all nurses should 'be imprisoned for their crime of nursing'. And an even more astonishing 97% of Americans thought that 'every hospital should be closed down and America should turn to Voodoo doctors and those horses that can count with their hooves for medical care'.
The study was released by the American Association of Childish Liars. The poll has a margain of error of +/- 100%.
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