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JERUSALEM - Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has added further strain to Israeli-Palestinian relations by officially uninviting Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat to a sleepover party at his residence this coming weekend. The uninvite is particularly rough for Arafat as Sharon's sleepovers are known far and wide to be the most fun parties on the international diplomatic circuit. "Oh my god, Sharon's party's are like, the bomb," said Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien. "I can't believe that Ariel is dissing Yasser so harsh, Yasser's gonna be totally bullshit," he added. The party was to be a weekend long affair, complete with Domino's pizza and the rental of a Playstation 2. To make matters worse, UN Commissioner for Human Rights, Mary Robinson is expected to drop by with former US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, and a case of Michelob Light. "Everybody knows that Yasser totally is hot for Mary," said Mexican President Vincente Fox. "And I heard from Jiang Zemin that Ariel let Yasser think he was coming just so he could uninvite him at the last minute." | |
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