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Washington, DC- After a thorough investigation, the Secret Sausage Government has confirmed that sexy women shit rose pedals and pee early mornin' dew. Since the 1940's, men have always believed that foul odors could never creep out the orifices of something as magnificent as a beautiful woman. Thanks to the latest technologies, drug sniffing cats and bowel fetishists, this once appetizing fantasy is now a fact. The SSG has not studied these activities in ugly women. However, they are warning men that if it looks and smells fowl in the bowl; that person you thought was a woman could actually be a man. | |
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